life is dope, screw me!

I wanna tell you this, but please don't jump out of your sit and start stabbing my chest.. PLEASE!!!!

1. I do smoke, infact i've been smoking since i was 13. Then i quitted. Then i picked it up again.

2. Yes, i did take the $50 note in the drawer.

3. I've got a tattoo. It's been there for a year now.

4. Sometimes i do call you Fuckingpunani behind your back.

5. Usually when i say "i won't do it again" i usually do do it again.

6. It's true that i've never changed abit. Still the same old moron i use to be despite telling you 500 times that i will change.

7. I've never had a CCA in my school

8. Whenever i don't pick up your calls, it doesn't really mean my battery's flat. It's just because i don't want to.

9. I do borrow some of your heels and blusher sometimes.

10. I haven't been reading the bible.

i know it's real fucked up to be my mom. but I am who I AM. If i say i'll change and not lie to you ever again then im a BIG FAT FUCKING DICK-FACE BEECH.. but still, a change is a must. even a retard knows that. it's just in the matter of time, GIVE ME SOME TIME WOMAN.. i don;t know when it's gonna happen, i seriously don't know.. but i WILL.. i fucking will.. maybe at least till im done with ITE...