life is dope, screw me!

i hitched a hike on the outskirts of LA,
two nijas came out and scared the turd off my pants.
they bought me a slinky voldermort at the Bimbobeech Bar
i fought the atlas looking for a place to rest my huge fat-ass butt
but hooked up with one of those duel masters dude..
he rocks my sockx ~

some people may think that it's red,
but i think it's just ugly.
tha's cos im just boreeed ;D

good bye starstrucked aliens,
i'll see you in startrek tonight