life is dope, screw me!

miss u overload too, my dear humanoid honeydewy boyfriend..

hahahaha, just laughing at how bogart ironic my life is till now.. it's so stupid i'd make it into a comedic intro for Mr ole beans' newest english sitcom.. back back back, rewind to the last time i brushed my teeth before bed, i swear i was swearing to lose the lumps of love handles clinging on to my tummy.. it seemed like an accomplishable goal, realistic enough if i were to stop my crazy "i crave foods" eating habit and exercise 3 minutes more each day.. *bottomline*- 3mins.. 5 minutes later : i walked out of the loo and saw heaps of moist, warm chocolate muffins (freshly baked ones).. AND, savagely took down 5 of them in a row, PLUS, went to bed with chocolate stained teeth cos i felt lazy and sleepy.. OR, perhaps it's just the overload of late-night chocolate muffins taking it's satisfactory effect on my tummy ;D

How i wish i could be a vampire, least they don't seem like they'd be bothered by nuisancial things like Low-prepaid value, looking like an old granny 50 years down the road or growing fat..

cos all they do is suck blood and don't think drinking alot of blood will get you any fatter than Paris Hilton or Taylor Swift.. i think im sick of the songs on MTV, so many skanky sluts gyrating their asses on national TV and being played over and over again all over the world.. i wish for real music, just something alive and interesting.. like somthing that goes down well, like "miss u overload".. like yeah, like seriously, totally maaan.. im soooo writting a song called miss u overload..