life is dope, screw me!

yoddle leah.. yoddle yeaaa..
im dying of boredamnation... working my ass off at the office.. i wanna eat fried rice lahl, can someone fucking get me some fried rice!!!??? im dying already...pleasseee??
o maybe i should get some duck rice!? but wait.. i hate pigs, so yup.. i shall eat pigs for lunch todaayyyy~ woohooooo~ oink oinkSHALL DIE todayyy!!!! muahahahahhehehehe... coughs* gasps for airr ~! PORK WIT FRIED RICE SOUNDS awesome~

oh.. faggot m boss is looking hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BUBIES!

im fagging sick for the past couple of days man .. i felt like i got hit by truck.. and also, i felt the urge to puke every 3 seconds and scratch my back cos THE HOSPITAL BED LINEN OBVIOUSLY SUCKS!! like seriously man, as people of the nation , we pay like tax and shits for so that the government can provide us with better health care service quality.. SO WHY CAN'T OUR HOSPITAL FAGGING AFFORD "NORMAL" BEB LINEN!!!!!!!!!? normal bed linen = clean + comfortable... gahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... well, i wouldn't be surprised if someone told me the singapore government is a bunch of horny linen hating chimpanzies... anyway, im back in the comfort of my home sweet home.. and i just came back from my cousie's birthday partaay...
i kinda swagged my way home.. i think i got drunk but i've got no fagging idea how????
cos the only alcoholic shit the serve is tiger tiger tiger and some soury red wine that came from like india or something.. this is weird shit yolls.. AND IM SLEEPY.. gud night everyone ~!



life's a bitch when im sick
life's a bitch when i lost my ear plugs
lfe's a bitch when i lost my ear plugs when my dad's drunk and tries to sing

bitchslappitywoots =)

today is a fagging ugly day. i got a zit on my nose. kept poking it during the chinese paper. and it exploded like some fagging nuclear bomb... woohoohoohoo...i ditched naddy and went home after the paper and made myself a supermegahugemongous peanut butter and jam and nutella sandwichy and watched spongebob and fairy odd parents on nickelodeon.. hahahahahahahahaha.. IM SOOO EVIL ..anywayyyy fagging o level's gonna be over prettaaay soon and i swear im gonna partaying my ASS OFFFF!!!@!!!! ngahahahahaahhaah... i love you my SUPER RED and HUGE HICKEY!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxox