phantom of the opera

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i love you.. say it and it'll be true..
that's all i ask of youuuuuuuuuuuuu..

as fast as the bullet train

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meet fred, the newest member of pimple on my face. his big, fat and ugly and grows on my left cheek close to my nose. makes good friends with gina, the sexy pimple on my head.

i think my life is dope.. getting wasted on a daily basis while my classmates are pokemons and brother thinks his a half-wolverine.. anyway, i just struck NEA today.. woohooo.. two indian motherfuckers tailed me all the way from the bus stop to the old chang kee stall at simei mrt and flashed their shiny cards in my face..apparently, i littered my ciggie butt among the bush at the bus stop and im still motherfucking seventeen bitch.. 2 stupid indians.. iwannakillyoubitch.. but i still bought my old chang kee anyway ;D first HSA, now NEA.. i think the government loves me so they wanna catch my sorry ass committing sorry crimes everyday.. oh government, i love you too ;D

im bored.. can someone sms me?

meet me in montauk

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you're so gorgeous, so bubbly and his so in love with you.. you're irreplaceble in his heart ;D
you must know it's hard to get over you, so be patient.. it's not as bad as it seems.. really, just give me some time and i'll walk out of your lives.. and after that, things are gonna be alright for you guys.. but untill then, i'll be waiting for you in montauk.. i don't know when you'll come.. the chances are small and it seemed like forever, but buried deep in my heart there stands a flicker of hope.. that is the phrase " meet me in montauk.." that you said to me a long time ago.. a promise we made in montauk and ends in montauk.. i hope you'll come.. i really do..but untill that days comes, i'll be waiting for you in montauk..

I bribed watanabe

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well hello there~
life's wonderful except im getting fucked tomorrow by my teacher.. i skipped school for 2 days and i didn't get covered by MC.. and i skipped the last 2 lessons for today ;D Awesome shit... im soooo getting fucked tmr beeeetch.. mr fucking ramu wants to fucking see me fucking tmr.. shit you knnnnnnn.... how the fuck am i supposed to explain myself and save my ass..? gaaaaaaah.. screw you old groggy fucker.. How dare you call my house? i seriously regret not faking up a number for my home line in my student bio-data form... and i don't think my efforts in hacking into the student's bio-data system and change all my contact details would work.. now i've gotta go get myself an MC.. and get fucked tmr.. plus i can't skip Sports and Wellness tmr... cos the angry dude's gonna look for me during SW class.. gwaaaaaaah.. shit you mother fucker... now im so pissed at myself i wanna go on a fucking killing spree..

jhgfihiphgjndfklgbkmmfkgkgk... yup ;DD

inflammatory reaction with crap and swine flu

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im going to the doc..
tomorrow at 8 o'clock
whose name is Bob
i guess, i don't wish to have a shot.
well i wouldn't mind if its tequila
or anything that's sweeta.

it's fuck today.. my spine is at it's breaking point after it went through all that stress yesterday.. i woke up with a blimmey-splitting headache and found an empty tissue box over my head and plentyfull of used tissues won-tons littered all around me bed and on the floor.. hurhur.. even till now, my arms hurts to even type..

this is what happened yesterday:
i got my dad to send me to work at 11am
it was bloody mother's day and was tragically busy at the restaurant.
awesome shit to expect on the first day of work, the first bloody time i set foot onto this place.. no interviews, no long briefings, trainings or whatsoever.. just a short run through of table numbers, how to do a fucking order and kapish.. i worked my ass off for 11 bloody hours.. i might probably just ruined the day for a couple of peeps.. spilling sour cream and ice water on their nice, clean shirts and shopping bags.. now i start to think if FNB is where i should be..
anyways, i think my manager loves me.. he think's life's just too mundane and dul for me and he got me to do this to help me spice-up my life and all ;D oh wait.. it's my bloody job.. oh yea~ fuck on Mr. manager, i love the way you add stress into the life of your poor workers (eg. me).. with all the fucks , shits and lovely cheebyes in your daily vocabulary.. rock on beetch~

What happened today:
went to watch wolverine with john ( Devil wears prada ) at boogies today.. the movie was rather bad.. it had no link to the first x-men movie lah fuck.. bloodyhell, i paid 6 bucks for this and all i got was huh? what the fuck? at the end of the movie.. but then again, i love you hugh jackman... i love the way your crotch stood up even though you passed out after being shot by the fucker, victor... wooohooo... you're shooo hot... ngahahahahhahah ;D after that we went to have dinner at the kopitiam near my place.. then talked cock and smoked.. went home and the vengeful fever came back again.. how i wish i could go to bed now..

thanks john (devil wears prada)
for sacrificing your monday evening for me ;D
you da man..











i wrote a play named weed..

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at last.. my well-earned weekend is here~ and i've got no idea what to do today.. im pretty much broke for spending all my money on double-cheeseburger and ciggs.. bloody hell..
anyway, here's what happened yesterday at bishan: as usual, my classmates were happily walking to our usual lepak session block outside of school- syaza, julie, putra, me and ira ;D i had a stick in my mouth and was happily singing nobody but you to atira from 5metres away and screaming who got lighter agghhh??? and right after that the dude from HSA had to search our bags for ciggs and screen our ICs.. waddefuck? of course, we all threw our stashes into the bin with super sonic speed while the dude was busy talking to the rest of the guys.. thank god i took the stick out of my mouth cos i felt something was not right.. it really was just not right.. oh yeah, it was atira's IT'S HSA laa cheebye... face.. hahaha ;D.. in the end, we were let off easy cos no one was caught smoking ecp toyol..but then again, his legal.. so yaa.. no biggie ;D

we were still in the mood for apple-pies and double-cheeseburgers ;D or subway..
where to go later? i must spend my saturday wisely man..
ohhh.. i shall go meet up with Wan and go drinking at clarke quay tonight!!!!
ngahahahahahahahaaa...
screw you bastard..
least get paid for being a cuntwhore ;D

FriendlyManlyEskimo

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Gosuckballs...
i hate group presentations.. i hate presenting alone.. i hate it when my group members shoot glances to me for all the shits that happens while sitting in the comfort of their seats, away from the judgement of the teacher and the whole class.. fuck man.. screw you bastard.. i hate it when they snigger and comment on you right under your nose.. note-to-self: live with it loser.. knn you bastards.. foooshoobitchass..

im going home soon..Thank Gawd ;DD
12.30, i presume..
im slowly morphing into some emo-core shit~
shut up, shut up.. shut the fuck up...

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me..

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So why can't you forgive me? I don't see what anyone can see, on anyone else, but you.. This song reminds me of Ilyas maaaan.. haha ;DDD It's called Anyone else but you.. from Juno.. Today was fun man.. Went to meet Syaza in at eunos MRT station to go to school together and she turns up with her cute plaits. ngahahaha ;D We then went to Macdonalds to have breakfast with new boy, i bought myself a medium Coke cos i was afraid Milo would induce my digestion again.. Blah..Blah..Blah..
then we had lessons as usual.. * retarding * .. Then we went to 184 to take a drag with Naz, haikal and zul guys cos i saw them with my supervision from 10 metres away.. lepak for a while then we went back for CMB with Ramu.. i almost died in class of hunger and a rats were mawing on my corpse.. ngahahaha.. zombified even after class.. sick/tired/hungry/penniless/cigg-less.. shit siols.. Went to slack at the block with zul, haikal and guys again then went to meet Ridzuan at bishan mrt.. He made my day man ;DDD We went to makan at the Foodcourt at Junction 8 when i saw Naz and his gf.. said hi.. Wan bought me dope-ass pepper lunch and provided me with ciggs for the rest of the day.. so sweet of you ;DD yaaa.. then we went back to meet the guys again cos they wanted to see the mat rep i was meeting.. then Wan n me wanted to go catch a movie at tamp but my mum foiled our plans cos she wanted me to go back for dinner.. knn.. soooo, Wan sent me home after shopping at Tamp one.. He bought plain white tees from UniQlo wtf.. they're actually called men's underwear... i didin't know men wear much underwear other than boxer or shorts.. ;X
So yup, that's all for today.. i had a fun time at UNI QLO exploring the Underwears section ;DD...
I miss my bed luuuuh.. cheeeeee bye;;

Screw you dickhead...
Consider getting an attitude adjustment, im sure it beats behaving like a 10 year old for the rest of your life ;D and having ppl throw rotting carrots at you ~

Now, i need to get some sleep..
love you ;D

Business Environment is for Loser

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Ngahahahahaha... I seriously think Mr Tan should go for some speach therapist shit man.. He can't freaking say a proper sentence without pausing.. erm.. like 10 times.. It's fucking irritating shit man..

It's the second last lesson for the day.. and everyone's either on facebook or blogging bout how retarded BZE is ;DD and Jeff is freaking playing Counter Strike next to me.. Gaaaaah, today's a fucking long long loooong day.. 8am to freaking 5 maaaaan , i really regret not fleeing when i had the chance to just now.. instead, i stupidly landed my ass here for 3 bloody more hours of human torture and retarded teachers blabbering cock and nonsense.. And after this, there's lifeskills module.. help~ Fuck lahh.. now i gotto do some fucked up work.. shit you asshole... fuck fuck fuck... screw youuuu!!!!!!!!

i hate LPD
i hate youuuu....
fuck off and die bitch..

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I don't know if going long distance is really a good thing

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the past few day's been pure crap for me.. no cash, no ciggs and no freedom. and on top of that, there's been some shits going on at school.. huh~? what? you're gonna turn the tables on who? me..? what table? timetables? dinning tables??.. - go screw yourself lah dickhead..
don't think you're some kinda big fuck punani-asshole~ cos you're just a cuntwhore for banglahs to screw.. go away you loser, and take that cock sucking mouth of yours too.. it's a fucking harm to mankind, you are the pathetic asshole who caused fucking globalwarming from the gaping hole of the shit-spew called- YOUR MOUTH..
Okay.. nevermind you cuntwhore~ I shall stop talking bout your sorry cunt.. cos you look like some lorry ran over your poor dick..

Anyway, i fucking miss my boyfriend.. i really fucking do. Long Distance is really tough to maintain in general and furthermore we have our own commitments like school, work, family and yadayadayadddaa.. and when you add in the fact that we're 100000kms apart, it ain't really encouraging ain't it? It sucks that you ain't calling me nomore, it sucks that you've stopped telling me that you love me.. And it sucks the most when you still keep the photos you took with your Ex in your fucking damn album..... Fomgawd!!! i need ciggs.. And dear boyfriend; You can go screw yourself if you really think imma quit my ciggs for you.. yaaa.. really ;DDD

I LOVE YOU BOYFRIEND.. but rmb; Hell hath no Fury with a woman SCRONED~

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