life is dope, screw me!

This is super awesome, according to my resolutions below.. i can say i'm starting to think a human... and not like an ice-cream stick

2; Exterminate the Love-handles, think Rihanna

3; Save enough for a Holiday trip to Bangkok, "Trip for TWO" ;D

4; Get a BETTER job, screw F&B bitch..

5; Appreciate life, like seriously.. LOVE life cos it's like the shit..

6; Join Singapore idol

7; Start financing, abit..

8; Buy a new phone

9; Love my family

10; Love you more each day

11; Try to catch more sleep every night

12; Enjoy life like a whore.. haha.. but only with you

just kill me moron..

die, die, DIE...

im dying of hell..

i wanna kill myself...

BAD BAD BAD BAD day

BAD BAD BAD BAD mood

BAD BAD BAD BAD PMS

why, why oh fucking why?

why do i have such bad taste in everything i do????

Wallets? Shoes? Bags? Guy stuffs? Girls stuff?

Why do i always do the FUCKING |WRONG THING AT THE WRONG FUCKING TIME??!!??

DIE DIE DIE..

JUST KILL ME, JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE IN MY HOLE...

Isuckballsofhell

Leave me alone, let me die of PMS.......

I'll ride you like a dildo bunny ;D

im full of random-hornyness, and that's a good thing

so many days have passed since i last kissed and hugged your sexy belly, miss you more than ever ;D texting and calling and spamming your phone and msn with random, mushy messages.. it's the thing i do, and that's what i do the best ;D

without you, my King, love is over-bounded.. restricted to the four lonely walls of my heart..

the simplest thing you say or do for me creates the biggest, grandest fire-work display within me.. miss you crazy, love you overload ;D

Love you, Love you, Love you

im sick of how everthing is so different just because of that small little thing.. i hate you, "small little thing".. you screw up everything.. and thanks for always being there for me when i didn't need you and and never showing up when the time comes.. it's not just a different world we're in, it's like a different dimension, two separate entity.. while the world's pushing forward, you're moving on, leaving me behind.. rooted in time's useless values..

Ciao, im sorry im too tired of this wait and hatch game.. always facing this new facade of yours, so dead and cold.. it's like a new language we communicate in, like it's the new trend or something.. why? give me an answer before you just turn and walk away.. if you insist, the door is always there.. i'll be obliged to show you the way out..

Starvation, under-fed, stupid hair and a 12 year old kid's stick-on skull tattoo..

Oh, and did anyone realise the fact that ppl are now taking near-naked pictures of themselves

wearing their underwear and posting em on the internet? i hope your mom sees this, cos you're asian.. asian people like us don't look as good as blondes or blue eyes with a crazy hairstyle like that.. anyway, i'd have to say that that's a pretty effective way of publicising your moblie number on a nation-wide scale.. Then have 70% of the male population calling you at 3am asking for discreet services for em cos they're too poor to afford a whore.. Once again, i sincerely hope that your mum sees this shit that your doing to yourself.. maybe she'll give you a tip on getting tattoos that won't gross people out when you're 85 years old bitch.. people like you make me sick to the ass-bones.. get a life Bone-Chick.. and oh, damn.. what the fuck happened to your boobs? they fell off on their own?? That's fucking sad bitch, go opt for implants yeah ;D

Oh yeah, i tried calling that squiggle of number you wrote in your hand.. couldn't even manage to dial, maybe you're busy getting screwed in your ass or something..

miss u overload too, my dear humanoid honeydewy boyfriend..

hahahaha, just laughing at how bogart ironic my life is till now.. it's so stupid i'd make it into a comedic intro for Mr ole beans' newest english sitcom.. back back back, rewind to the last time i brushed my teeth before bed, i swear i was swearing to lose the lumps of love handles clinging on to my tummy.. it seemed like an accomplishable goal, realistic enough if i were to stop my crazy "i crave foods" eating habit and exercise 3 minutes more each day.. *bottomline*- 3mins.. 5 minutes later : i walked out of the loo and saw heaps of moist, warm chocolate muffins (freshly baked ones).. AND, savagely took down 5 of them in a row, PLUS, went to bed with chocolate stained teeth cos i felt lazy and sleepy.. OR, perhaps it's just the overload of late-night chocolate muffins taking it's satisfactory effect on my tummy ;D

How i wish i could be a vampire, least they don't seem like they'd be bothered by nuisancial things like Low-prepaid value, looking like an old granny 50 years down the road or growing fat..

cos all they do is suck blood and don't think drinking alot of blood will get you any fatter than Paris Hilton or Taylor Swift.. i think im sick of the songs on MTV, so many skanky sluts gyrating their asses on national TV and being played over and over again all over the world.. i wish for real music, just something alive and interesting.. like somthing that goes down well, like "miss u overload".. like yeah, like seriously, totally maaan.. im soooo writting a song called miss u overload..

why is the world doing this to meeeee..

i feel so lonely without hearing your voice since this afternoon.

this is not normal, it's unusual and i hate this

no prepaid + no cash to top up + no msn + no more TOUFUUUU..

just kill me, and take my last breath away like how you guys take toufu away from me..

4 years of our friendship was destroyed, to think that i won't get to hug you in my arms and

smell your stinky scent or hear your panicky panting anymore, i swear im gonna cry..

i miss my chihuahua.. *sighsssss*

i love my dog, i swear.. even though i haven't been treating him very well, i still see him like my own baby and family.. i guess im just gonna miss you terribly from this day on.. get used to life without your name, get used to home without you in the house.. take care you dick ;D hope you get along fine with furbell and hennessy at aunty kheng's house.. im sure she'll treat you llike 50 times better than how i did.. but just want to let you know, behind all the smacking and screaming, i really really love youuuuuuuuuuu....

i don't care if you peed outside my door or lick your genitals on the sofa..

cos now i won't get to see you do that shit anymore..

despite how much i wish i could now... ;C

Anyway, enough about Toufu..

im seriously trying to get him out of my mind for now, think about something else and all that..

i just feel like burying myself in a burrow.. cos i feel miserable, i hate the job that i have, i hate to have to earn so little, i hate it when i can't see you for a day or even hear your voice.. i didn't mean what i said today, if i could i'll take everything back.. sorry i said such stupid stuffs today, i was just behaving like an idiot that's all.. i went out with my parents to toa payoh, we went to have a karaoke session till 2am.. tried calling you when i see your missed calls, but you didn;t pick up.. guess you're soundly asleep now, goodnight baby.. i'll see if i can go over to your place tmr.. cos i seriously need a HUG asap.. i need to cheer up, i need You to cheer me up ;D

Love you HoneyDewSago master ;D

i swear you rock my world..................................... ;X

xoxo